iamatinyowl:

Breasts are secondary sexual organs. So are adam’s apples. So the next time someone tells you to cover up at school because your breasts are ‘sexual organs’ demand that, by their logic, every male wears a scarf.

elizabitchtaylor:

yeah i’m a Male Feminist ;) sex positive ;) pro porn ;) express yourself babe ;) don’t let the patriarchy stop you from sending me nudes ;)

filoufox said: Oh god, I can't take it, you're stunning!

Can’t take it, you’re too much of a sweety. ❤️

All I want is a Great Dane to spoil and cuddle with and take care of and then not care about any human being.

mizzjade:

hammatime91:

huffingtonpost:

THESE 16 DOGS ARE HEROES. THEY ARE ALSO PIT BULLS.

Virtually every dog relishes a loving scratch behind the ears and some sweet, vocal praise. But dogs identified as pit bulls get a bad reputation and a lot less love.

Try not to cry as you read the full stories behind these heroic pit bulls here. 

You can dig a ditch and bury yourself in it if you have anything against pit bulls based on the breeds name itself.

Tell me again about these “aggressive breeds.”

Ever so dangerous doggies.

ryanafeagin:

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

Sugarmomma*

Anyone?

baby:d-d-d-d
dad:daddy?
baby:destroy capitalism
karl marx:nice

grinderman2:

waiter: ready for the check?

customer: as a male feminist who loves eating pussy, yes that would be great

awkwardmermaidhair:

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

i would live in this hospital if it was possible

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fredrikberlin:

- I’m gonna go with the pepperoni pizza and a side of “I couldn’t care less”!

fredrikberlin:

- I’m gonna go with the pepperoni pizza and a side of “I couldn’t care less”!

friclge:

I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan

gorillaglass:

Our friends Jussi Paradise and Lassi Sidoro wearing some GG at the photoshoot Gregory Allen did with us back in 2010!

gorillaglass:

Our friends Jussi Paradise and Lassi Sidoro wearing some GG at the photoshoot Gregory Allen did with us back in 2010!

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