I got a bachelor degree in overthinking and making myself feel worse than shit.

If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”

gunknif3:

Legendary

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meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

My uterus is kinda bad at it. I barely ever get cramps.

Using someone just to get rid of your past love? I tell you, not wise. Don’t break someone else’s heart just to get those pieces to fix yours. It doesn’t work that way.
Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

sex-ed101:

In the mood to ride your dick tbh

shouldnt:

fun drinking game: drink a glass of water every few hours to stay healthy and hydrated!

I usually only get bruises from my knee and down, but for some reason I got bruises on my thigh!? And my knuckle!?
Perhaps I’d find out where they came from if I stopped drinking…

Nah…

#Denmark

#Denmark

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I’m using Firefox, not the internet.

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druspu:

!m!

druspu:

!m!

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