oikaast:

ragequittingthis:

oikaast:

oikaast:

Pay day tomorrow; will I be able to afford the tongue split already in May? If so, it is already going to happen in May. It is May in a few days. I am so excited, oh my goooosh! Unforgettable memories with lovely theizmiz, I can’t even believe it’s this close, I am shitting the pants I’m not even wearing.

Uhh… do I know anyone in Stockholm who can spare me a place to sleep for a couple of days in May…?

Awe yay! Gonna get another recruit into the lizard army!!

And I totally sweat out that you first get paid for all your extra shifts the month after your next salary. We might have to wait two extra weeks, ugh. Maybe just a week later, if I can get off work…

And this is why you have best friends, because theizmiz is lending me whatever amount of money I need to get it done, which I will pay back right away when I get my next salary, so we can get our lovely trip to Stockholm <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

ascensionbodymod:

Another by Maxime Bruno in France

ascensionbodymod:

Another by Maxime Bruno in France

Anonymous asked: Green, blue, purple, yellow.

Thank you, thank you, thank you aaaaand… well that’s a bit forward, ain’t it, Mr. and/or Ms. Anon?
But talk to me, yo. If you want to.

ragequittingthis:

oikaast:

oikaast:

Pay day tomorrow; will I be able to afford the tongue split already in May? If so, it is already going to happen in May. It is May in a few days. I am so excited, oh my goooosh! Unforgettable memories with lovely theizmiz, I can’t even believe it’s this close, I am shitting the pants I’m not even wearing.

Uhh… do I know anyone in Stockholm who can spare me a place to sleep for a couple of days in May…?

Awe yay! Gonna get another recruit into the lizard army!!

And I totally sweat out that you first get paid for all your extra shifts the month after your next salary. We might have to wait two extra weeks, ugh. Maybe just a week later, if I can get off work…

(Source: poniesinthedark)

b0dy-m0dificati0ns:

I am genuinely concerned that if humans survive long enough to travel to other habitable planets we will become the aliens who go from planet to planet using up everything and destroying anything in our path

I’ve been thinking about this.
We’d be the disgusting looking aliens, like what’s up with us? TWO arms? And those things you walk on do not look like tentacles, nuh uh, ew!
But yeah, humans would probably fuck everything up and declare a war.

(Source: lerichevie)

deathwingxvx:

Hot accountant.

deathwingxvx:

Hot accountant.

skaterparadise:


How do straight girls see this and continue being straight

holy fuck

For the first comment

skaterparadise:

How do straight girls see this and continue being straight

holy fuck

For the first comment

onestepcloserxvx:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?


Crush, Dreads, Destroy, Weed, DiePretty much jut confirms what I already knew. I hate hippies

Alcohol, pee, kick, rage, flesh&#8230;

onestepcloserxvx:

puta-madre91:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?

Crush, Dreads, Destroy, Weed, Die
Pretty much jut confirms what I already knew. I hate hippies

Alcohol, pee, kick, rage, flesh…

(Source: skin-rivets-tyler)

oikaast:

Pay day tomorrow; will I be able to afford the tongue split already in May? If so, it is already going to happen in May. It is May in a few days. I am so excited, oh my goooosh! Unforgettable memories with lovely theizmiz, I can’t even believe it’s this close, I am shitting the pants I’m not even wearing.

Uhh… do I know anyone in Stockholm who can spare me a place to sleep for a couple of days in May…?

Argument I heard on the bus
`Guy 1:no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah become king of motherfucking Africa.