*Two guys are getting emotional to Bee Gees*
Their friend: They are married!
Signe: So are we!
Their friend: Cool!
Signe: You aren’t, maybe?
Their friend: Nuhh.
Signe: Then we aren’t either!
Friday was a big day for both my mental and physical body. It seemed fitting to release a bit of energy into the world.
Thank you for facilitating my annual offering Adam, Shelby and Mr. Anthony Swift. I love you three and am grateful to have you in my life.
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tall-dark-and-gruesome asked: Have you ever coughed and hiccuped at the same time?
Uh, well… as it’s not a great sensation and an unforgettable experience, I don’t know. I think I might have done something alike.
I have both hiccuped and burped, that I can recall.
We did it people. We broke 6k!!! Enjoy this picture of my ab vein to celebrate. Rejoice in the splendor of 6k
Drowning in my own drool, rescue me.
On an edge
This photo taken by the Cassini spacecraft in 2005 captures Saturn from the plane of the Rings. The rings themselves almost vanish, compressing down to a thin line only disturbed by the occasional moon. However, on the northern hemisphere of the gas giant, the pattern of the rings and the Cassini division are reflected as shadows in Saturn’s northern hemisphere winter.
Image credit: Seriously, if you have some time, just spend it going through Cassini’s image archive and see what else you find, you might wind up with a NASA APOD
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- Being white doesn’t automatically make you a racist.
- Being a man doesn’t automatically make you a sexist.
- Being a heterosexual doesn’t automatically make you homophobic.
- Being cisgendered doesn’t automatically make you transphobic.
- Existing as a part of the majority does not automatically make you an oppressor to the minority.