I bought a coconut chocolate milk last time I went to Berlin, and I’ve had my first glass today, and I swear, it tastes like choko-pops-milk, it’s so delicious.
Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
i respect anyone who can bring me 12 mcnuggets at 4am
*phew* so glad McD isn’t the only shit food I can buy
I’d rather support the local grill then
I… what? I don’t… understand? Did he expect me to jump on the next plane!?
tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do
we’re the ones that have sex with them so i think that’s unlikely
1. Straight men are not the only people having sex with women
2. I got some fascinating news to tell you about the disappointing nature of most straight men in bed
3. Fucking women doesn’t mean you appreciate them as people, not in the slightest
4. Not fucking women doesn’t mean you don’t appreciate them.
5. It pretty much seems than straight women appreciate women more than straight men.
6. They do.
7. It’s not all about sex.
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
I can’t find a source. Does anyone have any? I won’t believe it until I get a source.
GOD BLESS PLUTO
VIVA LA PLUTO
This should be posted in school hallways.
You don’t always have to tell people you love them. You just have to give them no reason to doubt it.