@horror movie directors: please stop w the rape scenes
Hey, be easy on him, he has a dangerous job and protects your life day in and day o……… I’m sorry, I can’t even say that sarcastically. Fuck the police.
can we just talk about how one of the other cops notices and pulls the attackers arm away. at least someone tried to stop him.
Molotov his ass.
And they’re here to protect us.
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*
Anonymous said: Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.....
Will you stop?
Anonymous said: I'm waiting
Make your own.
me: *waves at a dog being walked*
dog’s owner: *waves at me*
Anonymous said: Newspaper hat. <(T^T)<^>
Will you gently fuck off and make your own hat. I am not going to make you a fucking newspaper hat. I even posted instructions of how to make one.
That was your prize; the instructions.
team small boobs with a big butt.
Anonymous said: NO!!!!!! how could you do this to me, let's just say. I've seen better
What? What are you talking about? Have you been injecting hashoin in your eyes again?